How to ruin my teenage life by Simone Elkeles

Author:Simone Elkeles [Elkeles, Simone]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, General, JUVENILE FICTION, Children: Young Adult (Gr. 10-12), Children's Books - Young Adult Fiction, Religious, History, Modern & contemporary fiction (post c 1945), General & Literary Fiction, United States, Family, People & Places, Family - General, Young adult fiction, Social Issues, Modern fiction, Teenagers, Fathers and daughters, School & Education, Families, Chicago (Ill.), New Experience, Stepfamilies, Family - Stepfamilies, Interpersonal relations, Parents, Middle East, Social Issues - New Experience, Jews, Jewish, Israel, People & Places - Middle East
ISBN: 9780738709611
Publisher: Woodbury, Minn. : Flux, 2007.
Published: 2006-10-01T07:00:00+00:00

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I bite my tongue and keep silent, but Avi glances sideways at me.

"You," Snotty says. "You started it, didn't you? I should have guessed. You can't do anything right."

"Leave her alone," Doo-Doo says. I want to kiss him right now for sticking up for me.

Feeling like I have support, I say to Snotty defiantly, "I can do anything you can do." And then, because adrenaline is flowing through my body I add, "And I can do it better."

The look on her face is priceless. She's thinking. I can almost hear her rusty, unused brain creaking as it's working. "Shear a sheep," she blurts out. "Tomorrow morning."

"No problem," I say with confidence, even though on the inside I'm shuddering at the thought of holding down a poor, defenseless sheep while I cut his fur off until he's naked.

But I'll do it, just to prove to everyone I don't screw everything up.

I just hope I don't make a fool out of myself.

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